He came to this blog, ate a whole wheel of cheese and we’re not even mad. His words … poetic. His hair … incredible. His Channel 4 News Team … mesmerizing. His mustache … otherworldly. Mr. Burgundy you are the first member of this impeccable Army of Awesomeness. We will follow you into a battle of wits any day of the week and twice on Sunday. You sir are kind of a big deal. Your Ritual shaving kit has been fastened to Baxter. We sent him to 1 Main Street, Whales Vagina, California.