You want Lil Tandoori? You can’t handle Lil Tandoori! This little warrior will turn your testis into tikka. Awesome comes in all shapes and sizes, and every army could use a little Romeo. This samosa size hindu’s entry is a naan-issue. What’s most amazing about Romeo isn’t his desire to do military lifts with basmati barbells. No, it’s the fact that this Jack Hammer Jr. is dedicated to rockin’ the blonde salad. Everything we wanted to know about this tanned smurf is in his hair. It’s not a fashion statement, it’s an invitation to brawl. For that, he gets a Ritual shaving kit and a free ride on an elephant … a very small elephant.
METAL AND BRAWN 